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Joke of the Day

"A new type of product ! I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"

"One time a friend said that he ""ain't never had no nothing"". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."

"After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said""Do you believe in life after love"" She was talking about being married!"

"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."

"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."

"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"

"What does MSG stand for? Mandarin Service Guaranteed."