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Joke of the Day

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in there first."

"Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really."

"Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. It just sounds so redundant."

"A gay vegan atheist walked into a bar.. I knew he was because he told everyone in five seconds."

"I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!"

"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"

"""What time do I get off?"" has an entirely different meaning when you work in the sex industry."

"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"