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Joke of the Day
"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."
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"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"Nine out of ten people... Enjoy gang rape."
"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"
"What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime."
"What does a laser in a church sound like? Pew pew pew!"
"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."
"What's the best part of gay sex? The part where you ***don't get fucked in the ass***."
"A brief guide to small talk: Read someone's t-shirt out loud to them. Ask what it means. Casually flick their nipple. Ask where they got it."
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"