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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."

"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"

"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"

"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."

"What do you call... Nuts on a wall? - walnuts Nuts on a chest? - chestnuts Nuts on your chin? - a dick in your mouth!"

"Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really. I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*"

"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? ""Claus-trophobic"""

"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."