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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon? Because she's all about that bass"
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"The birth of my own children didn't bring me half the joy many of you seem to experience when you point out my misspellings."
"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."
"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"
"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."
"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."
"Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant? They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, ""That'll be $5"". I should be able to say, ""That'll be a sandwich."""
"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side"
"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."