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Joke of the Day

"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."

"A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road... She was cited for littering."

"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."

"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"

"What's the difference between me and an egg? Eggs get laid."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"

"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."

"On The Topic Of Relationships Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids."

"What is the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit, while odor is a whiff of.. Shit."