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Joke of the Day

"I got a book for Hanukkah today It was the diary of Anne Frank"

"I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it's slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever."

"""Um, thanks?"" -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting"

"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."

"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."

"Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects."

"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."

"What shoes does ninjas use? Sneakers."

"""We need to talk"". Thought the caveman."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."