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Joke of the Day
"Grammar: The difference between feeling you're nuts, and feeling your nuts."
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"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."
"Benjamin Button Started off dead Violets are blue Roses are red"
"My wife and I got into an argument she said 'you should treat me like I'm the last woman on earth' I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?"
"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"
"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"
"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"
"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"""Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"" ""Um, it's like that in every country, son."""
"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."