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Joke of the Day

"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."

"Ordered ribs so I'd have to put my phone down. Discovered new talent. Pinky scroll"

"Did you hear why the energizer bunny got sent to jail? He was charged with battery"

"Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to."

"I lost my mittens and my girlfriend today. One might say that I'm in between gloves."

"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."

"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"

"Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! He always holds the door."