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Joke of the Day
"The bathroom is the best room in the world... People expect shit-all of you there"
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"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"
"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."
"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."
"If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom"
"I popped my dad's viagra now I'm hard as a motherfucker"
"What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!"
"Why did the blind kid fail geometry? He didnt see the point."
"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""
"I just patented a new device that allows you to pee while watching a movie... It's called the ""Catheater""."