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Joke of the Day
"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."
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"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("
"COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. ""polargeists"" [very sad robot noises]"
"Why did Snoo not check out a library book? Because he had already Reddit."
"A shapeshifter repeatedly raped a girl, first as a midget, then as a normal man, and finally as a giant. He came in a variety of sizes."
"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"
"I used to curcumcise elephants. The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge."
"MUGGER: give me ur wallet ME: stand back i have mace MUGGER: [sniffing] is this cookies-scented febreze"
"Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!"
"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"