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Joke of the Day
"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."
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"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock."
"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."
"I like my women how I like my coffee... In a Styrofoam cup"
"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"
"What could be a good name for a really inappropriate French porno? The Princess and the Frog"
"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""
"Leaving a chunky sneeze on my shower wall to test my cleaning lady. I fear I am a terrible king."
"Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks."