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Joke of the Day

"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"

"I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noeyedeer."

"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"""Check engine"" Yep, it's still there."

"What does an airplane and a female have in common? They both have cockpits."

"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."

"[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr! FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men ""are"" ready to attack"

"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."

"Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in."