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Joke of the Day

"what is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? one is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"Why is fruit so expensive? I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus."

"If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc."

"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"

"What did the caesar salad say to the beat salad? Et tu beate?"

"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."

"What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!"

"Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business."