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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and The Queen? Killed in a car crash."

"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."

"Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!"

"What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasauranus."

"You found poison in his stomach? But he HATED poison!"

"A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is ""Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."""

"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."

"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"

"Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!"

"Whenever I seductively unbutton my pants, I always maintain full eye contact with the waiter so he knows I want more table bread."