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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me."
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"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""
"I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list."
"In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day."
"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."
"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"
"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."
"[Home invasion] Me: isn't there anything ELSE you want to take? Burglar: lady I told you I'm married"