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Joke of the Day
"Why was Pluto's child unexpected? Because it didn't plan it."
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"Good chance of showers today. -- Bathroom Forecast."
"Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers"
"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."
"The prophet Muhammad, Hitler and Charles Manson walk into a gay bar The bartender runs for his life screaming ""NO! FUCK THIS JOKE!"""
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting? Because they hav-an-arrow! :D"
"What did the cow with a cold say? Boo"
"What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat? A permanent ban from the petting zoo"