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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"
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"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."
"Just found out I've been using my Britta pitcher wrong for the last 2 months #nofilter"
"How do farmers find their sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!!"
"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... ...one turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."""
"Are Smurfs just a bunch of midget Avatars? #yeahimhigh"
"I thought about logging into Myspace, but the Delorean is in the shop."
"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""