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Joke of the Day
"How do farmers find their sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!!"
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"Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!"" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*"
"What's the difference between Bill and Hillary Clinton? One wants their aides to keep their mouth closed, the other wants them to keep their mouth open."
"How is Jesus different from other carpenters? Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day"
"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."
"My girlfriend treats me like God She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something."
"I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge."
"What do anal sex and eating your vegetables have in common? (NSFW) They're both things that if you're not forced to do them as a child, you likely won't enjoy as an adult."
"How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry? Give him a basketball and ask him what it says."
"While at work ""You must love putin"" ""Why?"" ""Because your a rushin!"""