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Joke of the Day

"Your favorite one liner/quick joke? When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke."

"A nudist colony is where both sexes go... ...to air their differences."

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."

"I got a banging sound system fitted into my car. Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining."

"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."

"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night."

"Q: What time do kids need naps? A: At whine o'clock."

"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"

"The music played on HGTV shows can be described as ""Got drunk and wrote a dance song on a synthesizer."""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer!"