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Joke of the Day

"I just rode the scariest ride called SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING OF MY CAR INTO MY LAP WHILE DRIVING 70 MPH"

"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."

"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."

"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."

"Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one with the sticker that says, ""Idaho""."

"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."

"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""

"What's the definition of innocence? A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice."

"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""