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Joke of the Day
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
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"Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things."
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"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? Because they all have phones!"
"I said to my dyslexic mate, ""Guess which band has split up?"" He said, ""Erm..."""
"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."
"Some jerk called me ""pretentious"" so I called him a ""planktupus."" I can make up nonsense words too."
"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"
"If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel."