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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
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"I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don't cross the country and are back home in a few hours."
"This woman at the bar said ""move, you're blocking the door"" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number."
"A couple have a terrible accident and they both end up blind The guy turns to his girlfriend and whispers in her ear: I'm sorry, but we can't see each other anymore."
"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"
"I should've been a sniper. They get to lie around all day and hardly lift a finger."
"I'm going to major in Marijuana when I go to college... I hear it's a growing field."
"How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave"
"What do you call a mass transit system that also cares deeply about humanitarian work? A Bonorail."
"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"