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Joke of the Day

"I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out ""This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"""

"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"

"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."

"Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen."

"Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats."

"Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49"

"So, i wanted to know what my weight was. 'Holding your belly in is not gonna make you lighter' my wife said. But how am i supposed to see the numbers?"

"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."

"i imagine my dog spends a lot of time thinking about how tall i am and how great it is to have a giant as a best friend who can reach treats"

"Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face."