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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and stored in the freezer... ** Stolen from a TV comic I heard, to I take no credit, here"

"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."

"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"

"don't always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight."

"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"

"Looks like Subway finally has a good excuse for their footlongs being less than 12 inches Anything under 12 is better for Jared."

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious."

"How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."

"Yes, mother, I have gained weight. No, it was not appropriate to point it out by pinching my muffin top in front of thirty people."