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Joke of the Day
"My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious."
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"What's the right age to tell a film that it's adapted?"
"Girlfriend: Stop lying around on the couch all day. Me: But you said we needed to start conserving energy."
"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."
"Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, and No Yen Tu."
"Say what you want about deaf people..."
"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"
"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
"I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit."