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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"
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"Camping for your honeymoon Is fucking intents"
"What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?"
"I never make ""air quotes"" with my fingers when I'm talking, but I do lean to the side & whisper so you sense I'm italicizing."
"What do you call a Vagina's Poem? A Solliloqueef"
"Instead of ""the John,"" I call my toilet ""the Jim."" That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning."
"I was walking past the supermarket when I saw a sign saying, ""All items: a third off."" I bought a dozen eggs but unfortunately 4 of them were bad."
"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"
"Unlike your boyfriend, cheesecake will never leave you or your hips."
"Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper But you run out of poems."