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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"

"what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern."

"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."

"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."

"What's is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a boner right now. -Hugh Hefner, probably"

"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A guy in a wheelchair after a house fire."

"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience."