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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."

"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."

"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"

"All my chainsaws broke last night... I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre. I'll walk my self out now..."

"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."

"What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries."

"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"

"The Lesbian couple next door... got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"

"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""