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Joke of the Day

"What's is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a boner right now. -Hugh Hefner, probably"

"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"

"I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body."

"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."

"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."

"9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall."

"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."

"A new study finds marijuana users are not more likely to have car accidents. Mostly because they're usually too high to find their cars."

"Dude just knocked on my door... selling raffle tickets for black orphans, I said fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

"Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer."