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Joke of the Day

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A guy in a wheelchair after a house fire."

"I'll never call a radio station because I'm afraid they'll give me tickets to go somewhere and do something."

"That Awkward Moment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does."

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers"

"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"

"I overdosed on Viagra once... ...It was the hardest day of my life"

"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."

"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"

"Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it's fresh ground!"