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Joke of the Day
"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."
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"""You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."
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"[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper"
"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"
"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? because Jewish women won't accept anything unless it has at least 20% off."
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"What did the comedian eat on Easter? Hot cross puns."