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Joke of the Day

"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"

"My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20"

"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"

"What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff."

"A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, ""Do you share the same blood group?"" The husband replies, ""We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years."

"Every time I tell dad jokes He laughs"

"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."

"What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !"

"When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?' is unwise, apparently."

"Hot Neighbor, you forgot to take your shirt off before mowing the lawn again. Come on. Our imaginary conversation about this was very clear."