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Joke of the Day

"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"

"Daddy, did you ever eat cat food when you were little? ""Yeah, but it didn't taste very good."" She smiled and nodded, ""I know, it taste like dog food."" *A recent conversation I had with my daughter*"

"Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals! Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!"

"Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."

"Just tell me which one is wrong! The user ID or the password???"

"What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag? The teabag stays longer in the cup."

"Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?"

"Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them."

"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"