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Joke of the Day
"Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap He was high on my list of priorities"
Next Joke
"What do plantains say when they lose their phone? ""Where did Mofongo?"""
"""My girlfriend is 41 years old"" - ""My girlfriend is 41 years old."" - ""Dude, wth?! She can be your mom!!!"" - ""Yes, but she's yours"" - ._."
"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."
"I was going to make a joke about blind people but I do not want to offend anyone on reddit."
"Been at this farmer's market for 20 minutes. Haven't seen a single beard. About to FREAK OUT & start throwing these organic soaps"
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"
"There are three kinds of people in the world... The ones that know how to count and the ones that dont"
"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"