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Joke of the Day

"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"

"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."

"Shouldn't the Air and Space museum be empty?"

"I'm in a very dark place right now. Suggestions on getting these motion sensing lights in the public bathroom to come back on...?"

"Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now."

"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."

"What did one piano say to another? CBA"

"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"