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Joke of the Day
"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."
Next Joke
"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Why don't people tell many jokes about the reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
"Who's great at math, but always tells lies? Fibonacci"
"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"
"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."
"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"
"My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today He's had the costume on for the last 20 years"
"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing I've ever done. I've quit hundreds of times."