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Joke of the Day

"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""

"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"

"Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups? Two for me and one for you."

"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."

"Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint? It was a Free Radical."

"What's the worst advice calculus can give you? Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!"

"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."

"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"

"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."

"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"