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Joke of the Day
"What is a Freudian slip? A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother."
Next Joke
"I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her. I found out she was addicted to Meh."
"Drunk sex is like a WNBA game. It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes."
"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."
"Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome."
"Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics? He can't fuckin stand 'em."
"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years. So I mean who's the real winner here?"
"What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California? **No Drought.**"
"Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married ."