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Joke of the Day

"The pollen is so bad this year ...that it has the addicts turning their meth back into sudafed!"

"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"

"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a pooh"

"MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore..."

"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"When Egypt had no internet, it was called Gypt."

"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."

"I got arrested the other day for stealing full stops. I'm looking at a long sentence."

"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"