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Joke of the Day
"You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one."
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"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"My friend phoned me up at three in the morning. He said, ""Can you pick me up from the bar?"" I said, ""No mate, my arms aren't that long."""
"if u see someone chewing gum in the morning, it's 100% bc they didn't brush their teeth. they're nasty as hell n not worthy of ur respect"
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."
"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"
"I had Taylor Swift in my head all day... ...I just shouldn't shake her off, shake her off..."
"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."
"My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."