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"*brakes hard* *throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza*"
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"Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss? 'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!"
"Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals."
"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Crayola last week? He desecrated the holy crayon."
"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!"
"""Why is life so hard?"" - Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter."
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."
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