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"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"
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"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"
"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"
"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."
"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts"
"Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!"
"Top 10. jokes about mods and admins 1. [removed] 2. [removed] 3. [removed] 4. [removed] 5. [removed] 6. [removed] 7. [removed] 8. [removed] 9. [removed] 10. [deleted]"
"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"