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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about vaginas? Actually nevermind, you'll probably never get it"
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"Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you."
"What's the most difficult thing about training a dog? Getting the peanut butter out of your pubic hair"
"You're so fake... Even China denied they made you"
"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."
"How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have? Moo many..."
"Why is Adam known as the first accountant? He turned a leaf and made an entry."
"I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. But, I can't get my wife to go swimming."
"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"