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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about vaginas? Actually nevermind, you'll probably never get it"

"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."

"Daddy, did you ever eat cat food when you were little? ""Yeah, but it didn't taste very good."" She smiled and nodded, ""I know, it taste like dog food."" *A recent conversation I had with my daughter*"

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates. #foreveralone"

"What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog."

"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."

"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."

"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""