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Joke of the Day

"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."

"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."

"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."

"A guy with a gun enters a bar... ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" He snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""You don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"

"iTunes has got it all wrong. The hottest single of the year is me."

"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."

"A subject and verb walk into a bar... They have a disagreement. They walks out."

"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."

"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"