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Joke of the Day
"What starts with 'M', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing A miscarriage"
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"Did you hear about the sale of lesbian beds at IKEA? No nuts or screwing; just tongue in groove"
"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"
"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won't expect it back."
"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"
"Spiders always act like they know some big secret but they don't know shit."
"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."