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Joke of the Day

"Breaking: Microsoft announces the Monkees catalog now available on Zune."

"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"

"My skeptic system seems to be broken. The problem is that it misreads its capacity. It always thinks that the tank is full of shit."

"I like to point at pregnant women's bellies and ask ""makin a baby, huh?"". Then point to mine and say ""got some poop brewin over here""."

"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""

"Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting."

"What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion? the republican presidential candidates."

"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."

"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""Um ok, anything else on that?"" Yes, one pepperonus."

"Change is hard, especially the nickel."