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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time I spent staring at my phone screen."
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"What do you call the money a prostitute makes? Incum"
"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"
"In a spaceship... - Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY."
"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator once It was wrong on so many levels"
"""I've been in 3 emotionally abusive relationships"" Said Dave to his new friend. ""I'm so sorry!"" ""Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"""
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."
"Virgins everywhere are fucking nowhere."
"How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off"
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"