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Joke of the Day
"How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off"
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"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"
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"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."
"According to Cunningham's Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you're wrong."
"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."
"Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section."