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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."
"Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon."
"Tonight's forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out."
"What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash"
"How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage"
"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."
"What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine."
"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""
"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"