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Joke of the Day

"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""

"What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes? A steviadore."

"I have good news & bad news ""bad news 1st"" I died youre talking to a ghost ""OMG & the good news?"" I broke the world record for eating bees"

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because there is a fucking dead horse inside of it."

"I knew I was destined to be a psychologist not a magician... ...when I pulled a habit out of a rat."

"What's next to England? A question mark."

"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"

"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."

"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"