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Joke of the Day

"I have good news & bad news ""bad news 1st"" I died youre talking to a ghost ""OMG & the good news?"" I broke the world record for eating bees"

"I'm gonna open a bakery in Germany. I'll call it ""Gluten Tag!"" K-THX-BAI!!!!!"

"Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!"

"What kind of ice cream runs for president? neapolititian"

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it. :)"

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K"

"Laziness father to his adopted son: ""what is the limit of laziness?"" son: ""having an adopted son"""